DAMN... 6 months later and finally sumptin to say!

BUT PIRATES as a F/T JOB: Down around LGTown is a lil garage start-up called BayTSP. We can take any email address and tell u what kind of digital robbery you've performed. That is when the spiders are spidering and the crawlers are crawling.

Call of duty means I take the numbers and put it in .xls telling the studios where their bleeding profits due to the eDonkey riding pirates. Maybe we'll bust you next. We Are Always Watching ['cept when the shit don't work]

HOME ON THE RANGE: "Tène" is the newest addition to our home. A Border Collie / Austrailian Sheppard mix she's just too damn cute for her own good. Her name was supposed to be a play on the name - Rose - given by Sandy [her breeder]. See, we have a Tante "Rose Toes" down in Dana Point, so named because her 6' frame is grounded by feet with toes as long as most peoples' fingers ;-P
Well we couldn't keep the breeders name... and we couldn't call her Toes, so I thought we'd use the Dutch translation - Tenen. But I wanted to abbreviate it to Tene. Unfortunately the singular for toes is Teen. My bad. But in a funny - kinda - karmatic way; turns out the word Tene is used in Holland, AS THE NAME OF A LINE OF ADULT DIAPERS FOR INCONTINENT WOMEN!!! So since she still pisses all over the place... especially when overly excited, "Tène" is a perfect fit.

SUMMER MADNESS: We've hit the beach often so far. A conclave of Farnham Famlies made a trip to the group camping site at Sunset Beach. Excessive food, drink and merriment abounded. Highlighted by numerous board'g sessions including a Fri. night sunset ride and a Sun. morning Dawn Patrol outing. We just returned from a weekend beach rental stay at 25th and E. Cliff Dr. We were supposed to have only 8 guests but actually had upwards of 18. This outing was to give my cousin Sabina, her boyfriend Marcus and son Dirkie an initiation into Kalifornication... massive bonfire, a semi decent illegal fireworks display and more shore break - leading to near neck break - conditions made it a fun outing. Dirk is a Parker clone yet without the cuddliness. He did have a great time and I really hope that he fondly remembers the KaliKrew once he's back in Haarlem, NL. Props-n-shoutouts to mr. newmark as I scored DaKine abode deal off craigslist.org.

DIDDLE FOR THE MIDDLE: Road trip tomorrow for a Whine_Country weekend. Yes, we could taste fermented grapes along the Silverado Trail but we'll be taking Tene so I expect s bit-o-whining as we navigate the ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss turns that take us from Napa, through St. Helena, Callistoga and finally into Hidden Valley. We should feel right at home since I'm brining the trailer and camping out in Mamz driveway. Taking the bikez-N-boardz to hit up skate parks along the way...

HUMAN RACE: due up next, SJGrandPrickz. I'm baby sitting the Gordon Beirsch TEN, a sponsorship play i made for Ishikawa racing. Should be fun but at the sacrafice of my SoCal_Surfari. DTSJ vs. PV_RHE / DP / S'Clemente... ouch!